Friday, August 31, 2007

MAN
What can I do for you?
OAKLAND
I guess I'll just have a Bud Light.
MAN
Sir. This is Money Corner. Now, you've been sitting here for 20 minutes eating my peanuts, are you going to wire money or not?
OAKLAND
I'd like to send a Money Gram. To Cuba.
CLERK
What? Sir, we don't have that. I can wire your money via Western Union.
OAKLAND

God damnit!
CLERK
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave...

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