legends.

you know, when you hear about legends it's always some dude with a giant ox or some guy making a cave with his own two hands. you know, something stupid and unbelievable or someone really good at something or someone who triumphed or whatever fairy tale bullshit doesn't really happen too often.

but i'll tell you, I myself have known a legend. seen him only once or twice, but every time he seemed just like the man from the stories. the man who actually crashed into a truck full of manure. the man who snorted Comet and lived to tell the tale.

yeah, I know. doesn't sound like someone worth even remembering, right? but beneath the moronic exterior there was something there strong enough to warrant classified FBI documents and his name landing on the President's desk. heavy shit, right?

yeah man, Oakland Kalisnki. the con man idiot savant.